Celebs answer quick, winter is coming

Lerato Mvelase, why didn’t you attend the premiere of Life Above All, a movie that you feature prominently in? Or maybe you had other things to do – like attend the opening night of a play at the Market Theatre? Duduzane Zuma, I don’t care how many assets you have to your name – won’t you have a baby with Shwashwi? Iko Mash, what else do you do besides hanging out in Rosebank? While we’re at it, Koyo Bala, what are you up to these days? Clint Brink you hot thang, when can we do an interview that will never be published? Remember Just-Ice? He now presents a breakfast show on Radio 2000. I must say he does a better job than most breakfast jocks I know. I won’t mention names. DJ Zinhle, why is your BBM pin always on your Twitter updates? Is business not going well or are you trying to find a man? Wait, don’t answer that – it won’t change the price of bread. DJ Sbu, since you were brave enough to showcase your Vandal what- what at Joburg Fashion Week, will you also be brave enough to show your face at SA Fashion Week? Just a thought! Where is Babalwa Mneno? Is she still a resident of this beautiful country of ours? When is Katlego Danke leaving Generations? I’m tired of seeing those terrible outfits on that hot body of yours. Actually, when is the person who dresses you gonna go? Chomee, are you taking singing lessons as Shwashwi begged you to? Otherwise I will ban myself from your parties. Now that Mshoza and Jacob Mnisi have decided to keep their private lives private, can somebody else entertain us? Vanessa Marawa, you won the Big Brother prize a million years ago. Now what? Dawn Matthews darling, when are you going to be a little bit louder? You’re too much of a lady. Pam Andrews, please can we see you out more? Don’t let a man take you away from your glamour. Simphiwe Dana and lovely boyfriend, when are you guys getting married? Please don’t tell us. Mfundi, are you trying to create another Karabo from actress Sindi Dlathu? Kaizer Motaung Junior, why are you always moisturised on the pitch, even after 90 minutes? For somebody who says they are always comfortable in anything they wear, we want to know if Miss SA Bokang Montjane was comfortable in those shoes she wore to wash people’s cars. Denzel Washington, why are you hiding? We didn’t see you at the opening of parliament as we were promised. We know you’re shooting a movie in the Cape, but come to Egoli as well man. Tshedi Mholo, do you have a man yet? We are wondering when we will have a chance to meet him and make him fabulous.